What is Naruto?

Naruto is one of the top Shonen (teen male oriented) animated series and manga (Japanese comic) in the world and was created by Masashi Kishimoto. Both the anime and the manga are ongoing in Japan at the moment. You can find Naruto manga in bookstores and manga shops all over the world, the anime can be seen on varios tv chanels or by donwloading them online at animestash , personally how ever i dont know how legal that is but who cares..... The show takes place in a world populated by ninja villages. The ninja in the series serve as the armies for the countries that inhabit the world. Most of the countries have their own Hidden Village, which serves to train and manage the ninja of the country. Also the ninja in the series are able to utilize jutsu techniques, which are the secrecy, body and illusion arts of the ninja. These allow the ninja to perform many amazing skills such as the manipulation of the surrounding elements. The main character of the series is Uzumaki Naruto, a young boy who dreams of becoming the leader of his Hidden Village, this posision is known to as the Hokage and given to the most powerful ninja with in the hidden village. It will be difficult though for Naruto, because when he was a baby an evil demon was placed inside him to stop its rampage. As Naruto grew the townspeople saw Naruto himself as the demon, even though he was merely its container. When the series begins the reader and viewer will begin their journey with Naruto on his path to become respected by the village. Yet Naruto soon starts to gain both love and repsect from his follow villagers and easily makes friends with any one he meets. Naruto. Naruto is character with a good heart and a will power that allows him to do what many great ninjas only dreamed about doing. Naruto's personality slightly resembles that of Goku's. They both are loving, cairing, loyal and will exceed all limits to protect the week and those who he loves. The series also teaches many good morals and values, such as being loyal, protecting those who u hold dear and even in many cases people you have just meat. How ever it also has many elements to it that would make many parents think twice about letting their children wach it. for example the sory has alot to do with demons. Any way i recoment this anime/manga to every fan of manga/anime. for me this is the best anim/manga ever made and if it ends i wouldnt know wat to do with my time if i have to give this anime a rating it would be 9.5/10. the only reasons it does not get a perfect 10 is because the artists could spend a bit more time with their drawings to improve qaulity, because their tends to be alot of flash backs that kind of gets anoying and feels like they are pointles and finaly because some of the fillers are extremely pointles. non the less it is still the best.

15 Reasons WHY WOMEN SHOULDN'T TAKE MEN SHOPPING

After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the following letter from the local Target.

Dear
Mrs.Hudson

Over the past six months, your husband has caused quite a commotion in our store..We cannot tolerate this behavior and have been forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against your husband, Mr. J.Hudson are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other people's carts when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

4. July 19:Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, 'Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away?. This caused the employee to leave her assigned station and receive a reprimand from her Supervisor that in turn resulted with a union grievance, causing management to lose time and costing the company money.

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&Ms on layby.

6. August 14:Moved a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. August 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the children shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department to which twenty children obliged.

8. August 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' Police were called.

9. September 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.

10. September 10:While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. October 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme.

12. October 6:In the auto department, he practiced his 'Madonna look' by using different sizes of funnels.

13. October 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled 'PICK ME! PICK ME!'

14. October 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed 'OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!' And last, but not least:

15. October 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, 'Hey! There's no toilet paper in here. One of the clerks passed out.

Sup people.... have ul ever heard about the awsum band known as The Offspring (heres a link to their home page). i have been listning to them since i was seven. so if ul can do ur math its been a long 12 years. each of their albums are in my opinion better the previouse. well let me take sum time to tell you about this band that formed the foundation for my interest in rock.

The Offspring is an American rock band formed in Huntington Beach, California in 1984. The band is credited along with other bands like Greenday for reviving mainstreme interest in Punk rock in the United states during the mid 1990's. To date they have 8 studio albums, 4 EPs and 3 DVDs. All together they have sold 34 million albums world wide. making them one of the best selling punky rock bands ever.

The bands members are: Dexter Holland (lead vocals, guitar), Noodles (lead and rhythm guitars, backing vocals), Greg K (bass, backing vocals) and Pete Parada (drums, percussion) who is the former drummer for Face to Face and Saves the day) Before Pete came on the seen Ron Welty use to be the drummer but left the band in 2003,

The offspring obtained commericial succes since the release of the album Smash (in 1994), which became the best selling indipendent label album of all time. Othe albums release by the offpsring include: The Offspring (1989),Ignition (1992),Ixnay on the Hombre (1997),Americana (1998),Conspiracy of One (2000) ,Splinter (2003),Rise and Fall, Rage and Grace(2008)

The boys are currently bussy with a new album, which will be released in 2010.

Here are 2 intereview done with the band about their new album ->

"In a May 2009 interview with Calgary, Alberta, Canada's X92.9, guitarist Noodles stated that frontman Dexter Holland had been working with Bob Rock again in Hawaii for what would be the ninth Offspring album. Also in that interview, he said that the album may include some songs that never appeared on Rise and Fall, Rage and Grace.[36][37] Frontman Dexter Holland told OC Register in June 2009 that he wanted to try not to have the ninth Offspring record take as long as Rise and Fall, Rage and Grace.[38] In regards to a new album, Holland told Rolling Stone that the band had conversations about working with Bob Rock again and plans to have the new album out sometime in 2010.[39] Noodles also told the Edmonton Sun that the Offspring were planning to begin recording in the fall of 2009. He also said "We don't have any songs yet. Maybe a couple of demos here and there. But we're looking at old songs and seeing if we could flesh those out"

"In a June 2009 interview with Billboard, Noodles stated that Holland and producer Bob Rock "kinda went over a couple of things that were left off the last record" and "songs that were even left off Splinter or maybe even Conspiracy of One and kind of looked at some things with free eyes and see if there was anything there that can be worked on." He also stated that he would like to have the new album out in 2010, but the band isn't likely to hit the studio until January. Asked in the interview if drummer Pete Parada will be involved in the recording process, Noodles replied, "He's great. We haven't actually done any real recording with him yet, but we're looking forward to that. He's a great drummer. He's got great ideas, just really on top of things. Nothing fazes him; we'll throw something at him, 'Hey, do this,' and, 'OK...' He's a really nice guy and just a real powerhouse drummer, so we're looking forward to working with him."

ok.........now that iv given youl sum facts about this awsum band, il give ul sum of my own input.

My 10 favourite song by this band are:

1. Original Prankster
2.Come out swinging
3.Lighting rod
4. Noose
5. The Kids arnt alright
6.Spare me the details
7.Your gona go far
8. Hammerhead
9."Kristy, Are You Doing Okay?"
10. Stuff is messed up


well like i said this is my fave band. their music is never borring and one reason that has kept me listining to them is the fact that they adapt to modern times, by doing so they never get borring and are able to maintain fans and gain new ones. it basicly helps to survive the hectic rock market. but the main thing that has kept running is the fact that they got tallent, they can easly compete with Gods of Metal (aka Metilica) and any other band.

the only sad thing is that the boys are getting old and who knows how many albums they are still gona be releasing. lets hope these guys get super old and keaping singing until they close the lid on their coffins

Good Points:

Awsum Vocals
Guitars and drum sound perfect
lyrics are catchy and can be related to
they got a lot of experience and they play for the fans and not the money

Bad Points:
They tend to have one or two bad songs on a album for example "when your in prison", i mean what the hell is up with the old people music in this song.

feel free to leave some commints guy and if you dont like the band plz let me know why........

ok well heres a quick and important post...... your probaly wondering what my blog will be dealing with.. well mainly topics invovling Anime, Games (PC, Playtation, GBA, NDS, etc), Music, Movies, things about my life (hopefully i wont bore u to death), events, and sum random stuff.

ok peace out................

MY 1ST POST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MOM AND DAD WILL BE SO PROUD

Well this is my 1st post so i guess il tell ul about me

Ok here I go. i was born Stefanus Petrus Basson Hanekom, on 16 January 1990 in Paarl hospital South Africa. I how ever never lived in paarl, no my first year of life was spent in a rural area known as Nomgoma where my parents did misionary work. once we finaly left that dam farm (thats what it was one big ass farm wiith a bunch of houses, a shop a church and a hole lot (and i mean a lot ) of goats, cows and chikens) in 1992 we move to Mtubatuba a little town (not much better but atleas sum civilization). i attended grade 1-5 at mtubatuba Primary school and hated every second of it, especialy my bastard of a grade five teacher....... if i saw him again id kick his ass and make him eat sumting so vile that not even the guy with strongest system in the world could survive.

We move once agian to the beautiful city known as Durban, i couldnt even belive how great the city life was, i mean parties, chicks, malls, beaches and did i mention chics. my house was like 500m away from da beach.....i started boady boarding but gave it up after a while. i attended OAS from 6-12, it was ok but the mangagment was so corrupt that it aint even funny. there was only one non-corrupt (acctualy cool) member of management aka Mr.Moodely. any way i matriculated there with 5 Bs , 1 C and 1 A. i have made sum awsum friends at my school and hope the best for their futures............ps hope i c u guys soon. i also made some good friends in the bluf: Shadrack (aka Shakes), Steve (aka Sqaure), Vincent (aka chappie) , levi(aka ...........wait, well uhhhm.....wel every body calls him levi *note to self get nick for Levi*

This year i started my studies at the university of Kwazulu Natal (howard colloge campus), im majoring in Psychology and Criminology (and one day i will be a Forensic psychologist...........be ready world im cumin) my electives are Socioloogy (nt to bad) and anthroplogy(God why did i ever take this boring ass module it sux ass and i cant bear my current lecture,,,,,i have her for 11 weaks. tawk about 11 months of pure hell, well atleast i got one subject that i can catch up with my sleap). i also made sum awsum friends here: The guys-- Chris,Sean, Phinda,Purak,Tim, Adam,Oliver, Jarred, Ryan, Shiren and Shiven. THe gals-Carmen, Viona, Fransien, Bellinda, Noelle,Simone and so many other i cant recal names hahahah

My Music taste--> Rock (The offspring (my fave band), Seather, Metelica, blink182, Grean day, Linkin park, dragon forece, my chemical romance, all american rejects, glaskas, Van Coke Cartel, Straatligkinders, crash car burn,etc. Rap-> (Eminem, 50 cents, T.I, Lil wayne, Luda Cris, Xzibit, 2pac,etc) R&B -> (Omarion, Bow wow,Usher, Ne-yo, Mario, um the guy whos sings birth day sex... his name has sliped my mind, Chris brown,setc) hip hop->(Akon,T-pain, Pit Bull.........um can rember da other ones ...........me a lil tired atm ive been studying the whole day. Slow Jams-> Boyz2Men, ucle sam, jagged edge

My gave movies-> The Hangover, 21, Accepted, 300,etc

My fave book of all time- Harry potter and the half blood price --how eva the movie totaly messed it up

My fave anime: Naruto and Naruto Shippuden an bleach, Sengoku Bassara (excuse my spelling)

My fave Game eva->God of War and any of the GTA

My fav colour mix of Green and Black

My fav sport-> Rugby